Well, young man, after today
I don't think you'll have need
Of my consultation any longer
I know now that all your
Troubles started at that danceDance, dance, dance, dance... And at that time, you were in
Love with a girl named JaneJane, Jane, Jane, Jane...
What a shame, that Jane, Jane... Yes, yes, it was a shame
The way Jane broke your heartHeart, heart, heart...
She broke my heart, heart, heart
She broke my heart, heart...
Yes, she did and it all happened
Because of a guy named BobBob, Bob, Bob...
Oh, what a slob that Bob
He is a slob, that Bob, Bob... And just think, at one time
He was your best palPal, pal, pal...
He stole my gal, gal, gal
He stole my gal
He was my pal, pal, palOh, you cried and criedCried, cried, cried
For I almost died
I cried, I almost diedBut now you found somebody new
New, new, ooh, ooh
Her name is Sue, it's so new
It's Sue, Sue, SueAnd from now on, you'll never
Have another lonely day or nightDay, night
Everything is gonna be all rightDance, dance, Jane, Jane, shame
Heart, heart, Bob, Bob the slob
Pal, pal, my gal, cried, cried
I cried, new, new, my Sue
Day, night, day night
Everything is gonna be all rightLots of luck, son
I don't know, good luck
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