Pterodactyl never puts away his tuxedo
Leaves it hangin' by the door of the cave
So he's always ready for the show
Pterodactyl never turns down his radio
Couple speakers jumpin' off the floor
In case a party should grow
He's always had the time
To pick up the phone
When you're callin' way too late
He's always been the kind
To help you pickin' bones
When your faith begins to fade
Pterodactyl never puts away his thesaurus
Always has a good synonym or two
You oughta see his cat
Lickin' clean his wing
He giggles and flops
Like a lucky, happy king
He's always been the kind
To pick up the phone
When you're callin' way too late
He's always had the time
To help you pickin' bones
When your faith begins to fade
Pterodactyl never puts away his tuxedo
Pterodactyl never turns down his radio
Pterodactyl never puts away his thesaurus
You oughta see his cat
Lickin' clean his wing
Pterodactyl
Pterodactyl
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Lyrics submitted by Gustafer.