damnlyrics.com

Punch You In the Jeans

These days, a lot a cats is outta line

Seems to me like they need to get punched

Yeah, but where you gonna punch 'em?

Yo, the choice is obviousI'll punch you in the jeans, I'll punch you in the jeans

This is not a case of man vs machine

You think that you're safe, thought you got away clean?

I'll roll up on you smooth and punch you in the jeansI got my fists clenched, gonna throw a haymaka

Rockin' your slacks from here to Jamaica

Shake in your boots, 'cause I'm the earthquaka

Bringin' those jeans round here was a mistakaI gotta vendetta, it's against your jeans, yeah

Gonna put my knuckles up against the seams

They can be on your legs or on the clothesline

But when I see the zipper and cloth, it's go timeAnd I'm zeroed in, I got the tunnel vision

Gonna cover you in shit like a ton of pigeons

Man, I hate your jeans, I'm gonna bruise that denim

It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'Yo, we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before

Best believe, this is not a metaphor

Better watch your back, 'cause we're on the creep

And we won't stop till your jeans are six feet deepMan, I'll murder your jeans, I'll feed 'em to the fishes

Here's what I'd do, if I had three wishes

Punch your jeans on all three counts

It would bring me satisfaction in large amountsIf I had three wishes I would do the same

We see eye to eye in this jean punch game

I'd lay 'em in a field, where there's chemical sprayin'

But I'd punch em first, yo that goes without sayin', yeahAcid wash pleats or a nifty cuff

It's just another jean for my fist to stuff

Throwin' fistacuffs, eat pants like bag lunches

Jeans pronounced dead, 'cause of death? Hecka punchesYo, we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before

Best believe, this is not a metaphor

You got somethin' to say, we got the proper retorts

Beat your jeans so bad that they'll wish they were shortsGonna revise your Levi's with physical harm

Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm

Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime

Turn your 501s into 499sWhen I punch a jean, I like to imagine a face

The fly is the nose and the balls are the base of the face

You got taste and it shows, my man

God damn, your jean brand got me throwin' my handsGonna go back in time, find the man who made jeans

And choke him to death, if you know what I mean

Yo I know what you mean, so keep your jeans on a hush

Breakout, before you get bum rushedYo, we'll punch your jeans, we've said it before

Best believe, this is not a metaphor

So take off your jeans, and reverse the curse

'Cause we the best jean punchers in the universe

It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'

It really doesn't matter as long as you're in em'

Enjoy the lyrics !!!