Wish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relax in a whirl, livin' in styleTalkin' to a raisin who occasionally plays L.A.
Casually glancing at his toupeeWish I was an English Muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster
I'd ease myself down, comin' up brownI prefer a Boysenberry more than any ordinary jam
I'm a citizen for Boysenberry jam fansIf I become a famous lady
Would you put my photo on your piano?
"From Mary Jane, best wishes to Martin"Oh, South California, oh, Roger draft dodger
Leavin' by the basement door
Everybody knows what
He's tippe-toein' down there forWish I was a Kellogg's corn flake
Floatin' in my bowl, takin' movies
Relax in a whirl, livin' in style
Songwriters
SIMON, PAULPublished by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group