Too big, too small?
Size does matter, after all
Too big, too small? He could be a bit bigger
Mercedes Benz and highway
alone in the foreign driving travel
driving pleasure I just want fun, not to fall in loveJust a little bit...
Just a little bitch...You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!
So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in GermanyToo short, too tall?
It doesn't matter, one size fits all
Too big, too small ? The turnpike should be above! Beautiful Miss , you want more , Blitzkrieg with the meat gun Shot in the head , you lovely bride Plug in your bratwurst sauerkrautJust a little bit...
Be my little bitch...You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah,
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!So take me now before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait.
Take me now! Oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany
Germany, GermanyYou've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!You've got a pussy, I have a dick-ah
So what's the problem?
Let's do it quick!So take me now, before it's too late
Life's too short, so I can't wait!
Take me now, oh, don't you see?
I can't get laid in Germany.
Songwriters
KRUSPE, RICHARD Z. / LANDERS, PAUL / LINDEMANN, TILL / LORENZ, DOKTOR CHRISTIAN / RIEDEL, OLIVER / SCHNEIDER, CHRISTOPH DOOMPublished by
Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group