Pyramania

There are pyramids in my head

Theres one underneath my bead

And my ladys getting cranky

Every possible location

Has a simple explanation

And it isnt hanky-pankyI had read somewhere in a book, they improve all your food and your wine

It said, that everything you grow in your garden would taste pretty fine

Instead, all I ever get is a pain in the neck and a

Yap yap yap yap yap yap yapIve consulted all the sages

I could find in the yellow pages

But there arent many of them

And the Mayan panoramas

On my pyramid pajamas

Havent helped my little problemIve been told someone in the know can be sure that his luck is as

Good as gold, money in the bank and you dont even pay for it

If you fold, a dollar in the shape of the pyramid

Thats printed on the back