Queen of America

You were at the automatic door

Letting all the heat out of the store

You hadn't got a clue who you were greeting for

So you ran for Queen of America

You ran for Queen of AmericaEveryone in leather uniforms

So we can tell the cool from merely warm

And keep you all identical from the day that you were born

'Til you ran for Queen of America

You ran for Queen of AmericaWe let the Nazis off the hook

Because of Marx's famous book

You told me you were Gay And Proud

And disappeared into the crowdSo you ran for Queen of America

You ran for Queen of America

A man for Queen of America

You ran for Queen of America