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Questionnaire

Hey mister man in the street, excuse me

Do you have a few moments to spare? Oh yeah

Don't worry, I'm not trying to sell you anything

You wouldn't want, I'm just a questionnaireTell me what you think about this low-fat diet shampoo?

Do you think it's crunchy, half crunchy or not crunchy at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to itYes, no, don't know, I don't care

I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnairePlease, mister man in the street, believe me

I'm only doing my job and I need to know, oh

Everything about you, take it easy, all you gotta do

Is answer 'Yes' or 'No'Tell me what you think about the Devil and the deep blue sea

Do you think there's one true God, a false God, or no God at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box, there's nothing to itYes, no, don't know, I don't care

I'm only a questionnaire

Yes, no, don't know, I don't care

I'm only a questionnaire, only a questionnaireNow can you tell me what you think

About how easy it can be to buy a gun?

Do you think it's 'Crazy', 'Half Crazy' or 'Not Crazy' at all?

Put a tick in the appropriate box

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