I wish I was a man like you, I wish I could look so bad
[...] about the sex you've never had
Your riffs are so mean and professionally clean
I'm impressed with your groupies, you really know how to rock
I'm impressed with all the money you make sucking record executives' cocks
Your riffs are so mean and professionally clean
So tight-assed control, now your five minute solos
But it's got NO BALLS, NO BALLS, NO BALLS
[...] spouting bullshit everywhere
Screaming "rock 'n roll will never die" -- big deal who fucking cares
Your laser light show is so intense oh don't you know
[...]
[...] rock out all night long
Your laser light show is so intense oh don't you know
So tight-assed control, it's kick ass rock 'n roll
But you got NO BALLS, NO BALLS, NO BALLS
I'm a real pro musician, man, been one twenty years past
Spent fifteen backing Nugent -- oh blow it out your ass!
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Lyrics submitted by Kell Fox.