She whispers things right in to my brain
And I don't know what to say
So I laugh out loud like I don't even care
As she starts to walk away
So why do I bother?
She looks like an elf and smells real bad
But she can dance, and she can sing real loud
I wonder if I took her home and showed her to my parents
Would they be proud,
For all she does
I guess I should stop thinking about it and try.I went to a show late last night
I saw that same ol' girl
She was dancing away without a care in the world
I was hoping that she didn't see me
But for all I know she's probably just a real nice girl
So I walked up to her and I said
Can we go out, get a drink or two
Maybe a sprite, or an ice tea
Don't worry about the money
I've got a couple of bucks so the drinks are on me.Yes I know she's not the most beautiful girl in the world
But that's quite all right with me
We'll be friends for the rest of our lives
And I know she's not the most beautiful girl in the world
But that's quite all right with me
We'll be friends for eternity (oh yeah).I brought her home
Introduced her to my mom
She said you remind me of a cute little elf
Then my dad walked in
He asked me what is that smell?
So I told them that she can dance and she can sing real loud
So I told her to sing a song and show them what you've got
So she got down I thought that I was in trouble
But my parents just laughed and thought it was a joke.