Spoken: All right boys, let's talk about this razor ballDown at the razor ball even at the razor hall
Sluefoot Mose and old cross-eyed Joe didn't go in at all
They hung around outside, this is what they spied - what was it?
A big crap game in the hall, started in to fight
Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went and turned out the lights
And then Mike took Charlie, shot his automatic twin
Charlie grabbed his gal, and he crawled?? cross ten
Police came and pull the hall?? down at the razor ball
I mean ball
Down around the razor ballDoin the shimmy she wobble and shakin' your
Quit the shimmy she wobble and quit shakin' your hips
Down at the razor I mean ball
Down around the razor ball
Playin' baseball and football and don't get enough
Playin' baseball and football, and struttin' his stuff
Down at the razor I mean ball
Down around the razor ballPlay it a little bit now
Put a little good stuff in it
How you put that in there
Go ahead, I'm gonna like a good drink of whiskey
Play that thing againI heard another crap game was in the hall, started in to fight
Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went in and turned out the lights
Mighty big chief shot his automatic twin
The high sheriff took the couple and double crossed him
Rest of 'em came and got the crowd from down at the razor ball
I mean
Down around the razor ball, shootin' craps
Down around the razor ball, playing cards
Down around the razor ball, they was gamblin'
Down around the razor ball, cuttin' on the corner
Down around the razor ball
Put a little good stuff there now
I know you like it like that, Two Bits
'Cause I'm crazy about it myself, hit it now
I know you crazy about itTalkin' about the razor ball, I mean
Screamin' 'bout the razor ballNow there's another crap game was in the hall, started in to fight
Joe got drunk, that wasn't all, went and turned out the lights
Put the/your lights out Kelly/Callie 'cause fightin's my game
Put me head of the list and don't forget to call my name
Police came and got the crowd
Down at the razor ball, drinkin' gin
Down around the razor ball, don't mean football
But down around the razor hall, neither basketball
But down around the razor ball, neither golf ball
But down around the razor ballSpoken: Spank it a little bit nowI mean that razor ball, where I found you
Down around the razor ball, where they made love
Down around the razor ball, where I left you
Play it now
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