Give 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em an act with lots of flash in it
And the reaction will be passionate
Give 'em the old hocus pocus
Bead and feather 'em
How can they see with sequins in their eyesWhat if your hinges all are rusting
What if, in fact, you're just disgusting
Razzle dazzle 'em
And theyll never catch wiseGive 'em the old Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Give 'em a show that's so splendiferous
Row after row will crow vociferous
Give 'em the old flim flam flummox
Fool and fracture 'em
How can they hear the truth above the roarThrow 'em a fake and a finagle
They'll never know you're just a bagel
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll beg you for moreGive 'em the old double whammy
Daze and dizzy 'em
Back since the days of old Methuselah
Everyone loves the big bamboozaler
Give 'em the old three ring circus
Stun and stagger 'em
When you're in trouble, go into your danceThough you are stiffer than a girder
They'll let you get away with murder
Razzle dazzle 'em
And you've got a romanceGive 'em the old razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em
Show 'em the first rate sorceror you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance
How can they spot you've got no talent
Razzle dazzle 'em
And they'll make you a star