If I was stagger wing plane
A stagger wing painted red
I'd fly over to your house, baby
Buzz you in your bedIf I was a taper wing
A taper wing painted blue
I'd be barrel-rolling over youYou're gonna need a rider anyhow
Let me be your rider nowIf I was a Maserati
A red 300s
I'd ride around to your house, baby
Give you a driving testIf I was a Mustang racer
White with a stripe of blue
You could ride me, baby
Whenever you wanted toYou're gonna need a rider anyhow
Let me be your rider nowIf I was a fender guitar
A fender painted red
You could play me, darlin'
Until your fingers bledIf I was one of them Gibsons
Like a '58 or '9
You could plug me in
And play me anytimeYou're gonna need a rider anyhow
Let me be your rider nowIf I was a motorcycle
A Vincent red rapide
I'd ride around to your house
Baby, get you up to speedIf I was short track racer
I'd be an Indian
You could ride me around
And ride me round againYou're gonna need a rider anyhow
Let me be your rider nowYou're gonna need a rider anyhow
Let me be your rider now