I was riding on a concrete slab
Down a river of a useless land
It was such a beautiful day
I heard a witchdoctor say
Ill turn you into a toadstoolIm looking for the joke with a microscopeA muscle twitch, an auto it swerves
You want to speak you lose your nerve
Infinity throws you a curve
Dumps you in shit you dont deserveAs life roars by you in a blur
Leaves you murmuring a dirty wordA page out of a comic book
A chicken hanging on a hook
A reverie, a babbling brook
A sermonette, a TV. cookShaking my hand at your fake head
A suicide, a certain lookA microphone, a blues guitar
Heaps of feeling near and far
Stupidity a mental scar
Cruel cruelty, oh cruelty
Harboring no inspiration
An alcoholic at the bar
Every insult goes to farI was pissing on the desert sands,
When the desert whispered to me,
It said, Isnt this a shame?
Things will never be the same...
Ive learned this gets me so edgyNow Im looking for the joke with a microscopeI was a teenaged dinosaur
Stoned and obsolete
I didnt get fucked and I didnt get kissed
I got so fucking pissedUsing my head for an ashtrayNow I tell you who I am
Im a repo man
And Im looking for the joke
Yeah Im looking for the joke
Im looking for the joke
Looking for the joke
Looking for the joke
Looking for the joke with a microscope
I been looking for the repo repo repo repo man
Looking for the repo repo repo repo man
Looking for the repo man
Looking for the repo man
Looking for the repo man
Looking for the repo man...