She tries to stab me every night, My russian wife
I have to sleep with turned on lights, My russian wife
I have to punch her when she bites, My russian wife
I bet she'll run when she's out of sight, My russian wifeAll that I have planned
3 kids and a van
Off to adventures in the sand
To give that skank a nice ol' tanI bet you're openly optimistic
Girl shipped in are statistics
I guess I am narcissisticToo much with the touch of your hand
Everything falls apart like the pieces in the endI walk a fine line
And I'm out of timeI try to rule with all my might, My russian wife
She makes me high as a kite, My russian wife
I have to prove her that I'm right, My russian wife
She aint much of a fightOh she's almost sixteen
Been here for five years
I guess I'll give her one more yearToo much with the touch of your hand
Everything falls apart like the pieces in the end
It's too much with the touch of your hand
It's too much