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Revenge of the Nerds

Would you please

Would you dance with me

My darling would you please take a chance with me

I see you over there with the jocks

I see you over there with the rich boys

I see you over there with all the pretty girls

And I'm asking one thing

Back in the day I used to rock the MC Hammer pants

Jump in the middle of the party bust the running man

Doing the Roger Rabbit at the middle school dance

Got my man next to the bleachers now that's where we stand

Walk up to the girl like "now will you dance with me?"

She's like "well listen you'll never ever have a chance with me

I got a boyfriend and he's at like six foot three

250 Pounds and he could beat you up in his sleep

And I'm like "well really what's that got to do with me?"

I don't see him around here so why don't you just come with me

I'll get you some fruit punch maybe some cookies

I got the new Vanilla Ice tape how can you not love me?

She's like "well first off all your pants is straight ugly

You can't dance and your personality just bug's me

So back up off me cause I really got's to let you know

That my boyfriend's right over there ohh I got to go

Would you please

Would you dance with me

My darling would you please take a chance with me

I see you over there with the jocks

I see you over there with the rich boys

I see you over there with all the pretty girls

And I'm asking one thing

I grew up in Inglewood a little brown boy

Had straight hair and I rocked corduroy

Walked down Venice way in my own way

Wasn't very popular with the girls in 5th grade

They used to call me nerd

That was even if they used to call me at all

Across the school hall I put my head and thought

What could I do to pursue and fought

In my own mind was a struggle of sorts

School was a game and I was off court

On the bench and the coach wouldn't let me off once

I sat in the corner of the yard like a dunce

And all I ever wanted was the girl to have lunch

Maybe in the cafeteria with some punch

But it didn't happen I didn't have heart

Cause I knew how it would end from the start and then I asked

Would you please

Would you dance with me

My darling would you please take a chance with me

I see you over there with the jocks

I see you over there with the rich boys

I see you over there with all the pretty girls

And I'm asking one thing

When I was growing up it was hard to be happy

Kids knock the books out my hand and make fun of my acne (exactly)

Give me a wedgie while they throw spitballs at me

And stuff me in my own locker and laugh at me

(Ahhhh ha ) oh you think that's real funny

Cause I'm 5 foot with huge feet and I dress crummy

And all the school bullies want to just take my lunch money

C'mon man I only got a dollar twenty

Ya know ya life is just really sad man

When you play dodge ball your picked as the last man

And ya run as fast as ya can just like a mad man

Cause the football team wants to throw you in the trash can

So really will this madness ever end

Really will the nerd ever get revenge?

Will this girl call me back at around ten?

Will you go out w/ me? I just want to be friends

Would you please

Would you dance with me

My darling would you please take a chance with me

I see you over there with the jocks

I see you over there with the rich boys

I see you over there with all the pretty girls

And I'm asking one thing

Now days I'm a little older plus a little bolder

But it seems like I just can't get over

You ever have a day where nothing goes right

Well that just seems to be the story of my whole entire life

So anybody out there know what I mean?

To feel like your third string on a football team?

And ya never ever gonna reach any of your dreams?

And your only hope is making onion rings at burger king

But now a days a lot of things done changed

Since Christ came into my life now and just rearranged

The way I look at myself son it aint the same

I drive in a whole 'nother lane going against the grain

I know it might just seem a little strange

The fact remains I changed when I called on his name

So call me a nerd call me lame it don't matter to me

See all I need to know is that my wife will dance with me

Would you please

Would you dance with me

My darling would you please take a chance with me

I see you over there with the jocks

I see you over there with the rich boys

I see you over there with all the pretty girls

And I'm asking one thing

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