You make-believe celebrities
Taking bows in front of me
In your dickey-bow ties
In your dickey-bow tiesPick your nose beside the stage
Jesus Christ has come of age
So you've had a good cry
So you've had a good cryReach out, there's people in the stalls
A Blackpool season isn't very small
Reading commercials on TV
Is just as good as a bad Page 3 revueWe all know it's so hard for you
Revue
We all know it's so hard for youIn the dressing room you find
Telegrams with good luck lines
So nice to be known
So nice to be knownThe curtain falls so that's the end
You hit the bottle once again
So you've had a good crowd
So you're one of the crowdReach out, there's people in the stalls
A Blackpool season isn't very small
Reading commercials on TV
Is just as good as a bad Page 3 revueWe all know it's so hard for you
Revue
We all know it's so hard for you
RevueWe all know it's so hard for you
Revue
We all know it's so hard for you