Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side

But I went and blew it all sky high

And now she won't even spare a passing glance

All just because I ripped my pantsWhen big Larry came 'round just to put him down

Spongebob turned into a clown

And no girl ever wants to dance

With a fool who went and ripped his pantsI know I shouldn't mock around, I shouldn't curse

But the pain feels so much worse

'Cause windin' up with no one is a lot less fun

Then a burn from the sun or sand in your bunsNow I learned a lesson I won't soon forget

So listen and you won't regret

Be true to yourself, don't miss your chance

And you won't end up like the fool who ripped his pants