I hate on traffic just as much as the next guy,
i try and bypass em if these bastards would just drive
Rush hour all day stuck in hell,
bumper to bumper such a fail,
stuck in jail, my trucks a cell
i'd rather stab my brain with a rusty nail!
Cause when i i'm driving i'm driven
and every ride that i sit in i lose my mind i admit it
and i'm quick to trip and lose my grip
and flip you the bird
and i'll rage, ha he ha he ha
just like the nerd
yeah i see you in Lexus rubber necking
checking messages,
asking for direction
why you Googling naked breasteses!
these other drivers, there all brain dead,
i swear the traffic light see me and they all change red!
i thought driving was basic,
well i ain't got no patience,
this old lady needs lasiks
i think i'm going ape sh*t.
Cause my lane is looking like a line at the Chinese drive Thru
why's everyone gotta drive at the same time i do?
Hey man i'm just trying to drive. it feels more like
i'm trying to stay alive. the only thing your driving
is driving me crazy! and i got that road rage (road rage)
i'm just trying to merge, you better back off cause i'm on the verge
i'm losing my cool, yeah you better get over, cause here comes the road rage.
Aw don't make get out the car. i i'll come over old lady
aw ooh ooh!
alright here we go...
why your bumper stickers preaching,
telling me to go vegan?
i'll moon your grandmother in traffic
till she pulls over screaming.
i go crazy on old ladies in Mercedes
they hate me, well maybe i wouldnt be raging
if you weren't driving Miss Daisy!
I'm not speed racing i'm just impatience with
the way sh*t goes in traffic it so happens that i
have to embrace it. look what i'm facing:
Ladies doing makeup,dudes shaving
why'll the same five songs play on the radio stations!
the same 5 songs, the same 5 songs, THE RADIO STATIONS
THEY PLAY THE SAME 5 SONGS! THE SAME 5 SONGS,
THE SAME 5 SONGS,THE RADIO STATION THEY PLAY THE
SAME F*CKING SONGS!!!!!!!
Hey man i'm just trying to drive. it feels more like
i'm trying to stay alive. the only thing your driving
is driving me crazy! and i got that road rage (road rage)
i'm just cruising along then you come and cut me off
did i do something wrong? now i'm following you back to your home
and i got road rage!
hey man why you going so slow
one thing you ought to know is i'm the king of the road
the only thing your driving is driving me crazy!
cause i got that road rage.
why you going so fast? giving the middle finger
to the people you pass.now i'm following you
back to your home! cause i got that road rage!
ROAD RAGE(x3)
HEY MAN I'M JUST TRYING TO DRIVE!
FEELS MORE LIKE I'M TRYING TO STAY ALIVE!
THE ONLY THING YOUR DRIVING IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!
AND I GOT THAT ROAD RAGE
OH I'M JUST TRYING TO MERGE
YOU BETTER BACK OFF CAUSE I'M ON THE VERGE
I'M losing my cool and i got road rage!
oh finally here! oh my god theres no where to park! i hate my life!
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Lyrics submitted by Caitlin Hinkle.