I met her at a donkey show
She was minutes past 13
Sucking on a cherry yoo hoo
Reading 'Nugget' magazineCum splattered tube-top
Scrawny pre-pube tits
Then I saw she was a quadruple chickAnd I said, "Baby, you're looking good
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
I grabbed a stump
And dragged her out the door"I need a hole, I don't need no hips
I laid a line of coke on her tits
That's when I ripped off her dirty shit
Filled drawersGood, should, could
I think it feels pretty goodIt wasn't nothin' pretty
She took my genital germ
Her limbless body thrashed around
Filled with infected spermI criss-crossed with my cable
I smashed her face through a door
That found her in a plastic bag
Down by Highway 64And I said, "Baby, you're looking good
That's when I noticed her legs were wood
And all you people
You just can't understand"I need a hole, I don't need no hips
I need the taste of dick on my lips
I fucked her asshole
With a piece of frozen shitGood, should, could
I think it feels real good
So good
Rock 'n' roll never felt so good