Roller Derby

I'm up in Oakland on a Saturday night

Lord, I said I just didn't feel right

Goodnight, ladies all around

But the right one hadn't found me such a bad night

I didn't feel rightThen a friend came over 'fore it got too late

Asked me if I'd like you as a double date

My stars above, I fell in loveWith the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)

Yeah, the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)Now Queenie's a lady, she's quiet and shy,

Oh, she'll make you feel fine

Remember the time when a trucker from Dallas

Was callous to Queenie with his rude sideNow he can't deny, that he gotten much more than he bargained for

Queenie's right cross brought him to the floor

Now he knows better than to messWith the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)

The queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)Oh, as fast as a bullet, she can jam all night

Makes a full grown Thunderbird die with fright

When we get home, alone in love

She murmurs like a sweet morning dove, oohOh, such a lady, she's quiet and shy

She'll make me feel good in this heart of mine

She's my love, she's a ladyShe's the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)

Ah, the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)I'm talkin' 'bout the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)

Yeah, she's the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)Oh, queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)

She's the queen of the roller derby

(Queen of the roller derby)

Ooh