Bowling is my life
And it has always been my dream
To be a member
Of the local bowling team
Although I'm not very good
The guys won't accept me
I guess, I'll try the girls team
And lose a part of my anatomy
Then balls will roll
I think, I want to be
Balls will roll
I think it's time
It's time for me to be a girl
It's a very big decision
It's going to change my life
I'll have to make all new friends
I'm gonna lose my wife
But that's okay with me
There's something in my soul
It doesn't matter who's the better man
It the man who gets to bowl
Then balls will roll
I think, I want to be
Balls will roll
I think it's time
It's time for me to be a girl, go
I've made my decision
And I'm gonna make the change
There will be rolling balls
I'm gonna play my game
It's gonna be so great
It's gonna be the best
Besides I've always told myself
I look good in a dress
I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'm gonna cut 'em off
I'll never have to cough
Now I've made my change
And I've fulfilled my dream
I'm now a member of
The women's bowling team
I hope I throw a strike
'Cause I'll never score again
My first game is tomorrow
I will go to play and then
Then balls will roll
I think, I want to be
Balls will roll
I think it's time
It's time to be