Oh Roly Poly
Tickle my hole-y
Up my slimy slew.
I drag my balls
Across the halls.
I'm one of the sporting crew.
The first old maid
She up and says
Mine’s as deep as a well
A farm boy slipped on the edge one day
And I never knew he fell
The second old maid
She up and says
Mine’s as big as the moon
A man fell in in January
And didn’t come out ‘til June
The third old maid
She up and says
Mine’s as big as the sea
The ships sail in, the ships sail out,
And never bother me
The fourth old maid
She up and says
Mine’s as big as loose as a goose
But I can shrink it tight as a trap
with an hour-long douche
The fifth old maid
She up and says
Mine’s down there to please
In and out and all about
Doin’ what comes naturally
The sixth old maid
She up and says
Mine’s as big as a school
Schoolboys gain their knowledge there
But not the Golden Rule
Lyrics Submitted by Dick Gazinia