Royal Correspondent

You've been this way since school

Dysfunctional, translucent

Royalty on your wall

So desperately mundaneThey're inbred, baby, just like you

But you'd love the chance to eat their food

Even though it has been chewedRoyal correspondent

Sad and lonely

Royal correspondent

Kills her dailyDream of the Daily Mail

It is the Holy Grail

Then the BBC

Your life would be completeBuild a fountain, wash away the poor

Just as long as your motives are pure

Hold on tight or you just might lose herRoyal correspondent

Wears their Sunday best

Royal correspondent

Smarter than the restRoyal correspondent

Smarter than the rest

Royal correspondent

Smarter than the restRoyal correspondent

Smarter than the rest

Royal correspondent

Smarter than the rest

Smarter than the rest