Rubber Girl

I'm gonna get me a rubber girl

I'm gonna take her everywhere

She's gonna give me a whole lot of love

In exchange for a little helpI'll never have to show her out

All I gotta do is blow her loveI'm gonna get me a rubber girl

When I find one my size

She'll have ruby lips and [Incomprehensible] hips

Discretely vulcanized

Discretely vulcanizedAt the first sign of any aggravation

I'll have the power of immediate deflationNow it might seem debatable

But someone who's inflatable

Could ever be compatible

But you seeIt's not so incredible

But someone who's inevitable

Could be perfectly acceptable

To meI'm gonna get me a rubber girl

I'm gonna rubber all night long

With my rubber girl beside me

I know I can be strong

I know I can be strongPeople say it won't be easy

But she'll bend over backwards just to please meNow it might seem debatable

But someone so inflatable

Could ever be compatible

But don't you seeIt's not so incredible

That someone who's inevitable

Could be perfectly acceptable

To meI'm gonna get me a rubber girl

Gonna take her everywhere

She's gonna give me a whole lot of love

In exchange for little helpIn exchange for little help

In exchange for little help

In exchange for little help

In exchange for little help

In exchange for little help