It’s early Sunday morning
And I’ve just crawled into bed
Trying to sleep away this
Barroom headache in my head
The sheets are crisp the pillow soft
Then quiet all around
When from the floor above me
Comes the most disturbing sound
Running naked
Running naked
Stomping overhead
Running naked
Running naked
Plaster falling on my bed
Running naked
Running naked
Screaming with delight
So much for sleeping in
After a late Saturday night
See on the floor above me
Lives a bright, young family
John and Linda have two daughters
Ages 5 and 3
They’re normal kids six days a week
But every Sunday morn
They run and scream up down the hall
Dressed just as they were born
Screaming
Running naked
Running naked
Stomping overhead
Running naked
Running naked
Plaster falling on my head
Running naked
Running naked
Screaming with delight
So much for sleeping in
After a late Saturday night
Well after a few months of this
I guess I lost my cool
I went out and got them literature
On early Sunday school
I bought them books and board games
And then some flooring wax
A coffee table with sharp edges
And a bag of Jacks
They’re still
Running naked
Running naked
Stomping overhead
Running naked
Running naked
Plaster falling on my bed
Running naked
Running naked
Screaming with delight
So much for sleeping in
After a late Saturday night
Well, then one evening
John and Linda knocked upon my door
Inviting me for dinner
With them on the second floor
“The kids are with their aunt” they said
It’ll only be us three
I thought that this
Might be their offer of apology
Dinner was delicious
We had a lovely time
Polished off desert
And one more bottle of wine
But, when I went to thank them
Well, I didn’t get the chance
Before I knew what happened
They had taken off their pants
And they’re
Running naked
Running naked
Screaming with delight
Running naked
Running naked
That just isn’t right
Running naked
Running naked
Look the other way
Some parts of your body
Shouldn’t bounce around that way
Some parts of your body
Shouldn’t bounce around that way
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