9 o'clock class feels like five
Asleep at three, so sleep deprived
Stat-60 satisfies 2C
The math GER, not the one for meThe Central Limit Theorem? Speak English
The sum of squares? I don't need this
But I'm positive, studying hard
Gotta pass this, no holds barredBut essay due last Thursday, man
Moby Dick, I understand
Up 'till five in the library
Meyer Lair, kind of scaryAsleep at eight, then up at ten
Missed the lecture, can't pretend
I get the null hypothesis
On Tuesday's test, I was dissedGot Stat-60 on my mind
In my notes and in my rhymes
Chi-squared values all the time
Easy quarter? Not this timeWhy'd you have to go
And make things so complicated, Professor Thomas?
Never are the quiz score grades ever inflated
But you taught thisYou get involved in radio
Work really hard, get your own show
But whoops, you slip and play a track
Uncensored as matter of factThe FCC gets on your back
The station manager says it's whack
The probability that you'll lose your show
On 90.1 [unverified] 1.0Let's say that you're late for class
Racing down, peddling fast
You live in A, class is at B
Integrate time and velocityThe probability that you'll crash your bike
In White Plaza on the way to Psych
Point 34 on your cell phone
Point 85 if you hit a coneGot Stat-60 on my mind
In my notes and in my rhymes
Chi-squared values all the time
Easy quarter? Not this timeLet's say you meet this hot sophomore
She likes you, you can't ignore
X the months that you date
P the probability that it's greatYou break up but you still kiss
You're not discrete, it's continuous
Late night hook ups nebulous
Thin line friendship no big fussWeekly sessions on the phone
Made the right choice, you're on your own
Good to be single all alone
Degrees of freedom you can't cloneBut calculate E of X
You're at a party, you see your ex
The probability that your heart breaks in 2
She's with someone new and it's not youGot Stat-60 on my mind
In my notes and in my rhymes
Chi-squared values all the time
Easy quarter? Not this timeS T A T 60, baby
S T A T 60, baby
S T A T 60, baby
S T A T 60
I'm going to pass this class, so you know