Salty Dog

Let me be your salty dog

I don't wanna be your man at all

Honey, let me be your salty dogDown in the wild wood

Sittin' on the log

My finger on a trigger

And my eye on a hogHoney, let me be your salty dogI pulled the trigger

And the gun went blam

And I got splattered

With bits of hamHoney, let me be your salty dog

When God made a woman

He made her mighty funny

Made her lips taste just like honeyHoney, let me be your salty dogI'm so glad the world's round like a ball

There's enough pretty women here for us all

Honey, let me be your salty dogLet me be your salty dog

I don't wanna be your man at all

Honey, let me be your salty dogLet me be your salty dog

I don't wanna be your man at all

Honey, let me be your salty dog