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Sample the Funk

Sup? Short Dogg back in the house beeyatch

And it don't stop to the beat

Ain't no thang but a chicken wing

We gonna do it like this one more timeStraight from Oakland, California, I'm back again

Short Dogg's on the mic 'bout to mack and pimp

We got flavor at the Dangerous Crew camp

Save your money, can't use dem food stampsOther crews like to sample and mix

But our crew, we just play that shit live

Drums, bass, keys

Niggas don't like it, you can get beesStuck in the back of your throat

Fuckin' with a pimp named Sir Too $hort

We coulda sampled the Luke but we didn't

I'd rather treat you like a ho and start pimpin'When will your other brothers realize?

Can't fuck with my crew, better feel your eyes

'Cause you must be blind if you can't see

And I'ma say this shit quite franklyI give a fuck when free stylers step up

I don't do it, tell you 'bout it on the next cut

'Cause right now we gotta feel the flow

And make sure we keep it real slowJust like the motherfuckin' Dangerous Crew

We gettin' funky like it's 1972

Still puffin' on them zags, dressed like pimps

And axe the Ohio Players once again

Can we sample the funk?Y'know we don't wanna wear it out

We just wanna li'l piece, you know what I'm sayin'?

We ain't goin' loopy, we're goin' freaky

We gonna funk it, track for trackDangerous Crew style

Ant Banks, let me flip this one more time

Ya ready?All you brand new rappers got a new flow

You ain't samplin' James Brown no more

Probably try to sample Cameo

Parliament Funkadelic, you scandalous hoYou stole it, Ossie Brothers, Bark Kays

Barry White, Isaac Hayes

Have you heard the term 'Sample Clearance'?

Start the nigga who wrote it, would never hear itNow we're suin' your ass for sure

Got'cha spendin' all ya money 'cause you need a lawyer

You got problems and you need to solve 'em

You shouldn't of sampled wouldn't of had dem problemsIf you'd have played your own shit

You wouldn't be broke, you woulda made your long grip, bitch

But that's irrelevant now, my friend

'Cause they done wiped you clean like Ant Banks' BenzSittin' on some three-piece AMG's

Better find you a sample, you ain't playin' these

Kinda beats, so funky make your fingers pop

If you can't find a sample you ain't gotNot one damn thing for a nigga to ride to

But I been gettin' funky since I was in high school

Growin' up in that Bootsy's rubber band

In '76, seen a mothership landNothin' but funk all in your face

I like to slow it way down in ass and bass

'Cause that's how we be layin' tracks

Just flip the funky rhyme and start sayin' rapsGet funky with Ant Banks, PeeWee, Shorty B

Father D, Dope D, Tony T, the motherfuckin' Dangerous Crew

And that's the drop from the dime, we'll change the groove

Just to sample the funk, beeyatch{That's right, my nigga PeeWee friggin' the keyboards

Tony T on the drums, Shorty B on the bass

Ant Banks on the mixing boards, Short Dogg on the vocals}Right now you know the story of Too $hort, baby

First started rappin' in 1980

I got more game than Monopoly

Now I'm makin' money, ain't nobody stoppin' meUsed to be local 'til I signed with Jive, man

Used to like to sample, now I'm rollin' with live band

Now that I finally did this shit

I'm makin' one more album and then I quitAnd only one thing could make me say I'm not

And that's one million dollars on the spot

Upfront cash, money, no compromise

No schemes, no scandals, don't front and lieJust pay the man in full

Thirty years old, torch the bull

Ain't givin' shit up but the funk

Let these record companies know what the fuck I want'Cause they been fuckin' black folks right from the start

When you sign that line tear your ass apart

For every one you get they gettin' five

Niggas gettin' paid but it don't seem rightI know where I came from and know where I'm at

And my last two albums don't sound real bad

I'm Too $hort, baby, I ain't no punk

I'm just askin', "Can I sample the funk?"

So can we sample the funk? Bitch!Yeah, you know what I'm sayin'?

I'm talkin' to George Clinton, Bootsy Collins

My nigga Suga Foot and Diamond from the Ohio Players

I'm talkin' to James Brown

We know where the funk came from

Johnny 'Guitar' [Incomprehensible]To all y'all niggas, y'all can sample all you want

Here we go loopty-loo

'Cause the Dangerous Crew goin' to get funky like this

Flip it

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