Sathington Willoughby

We are gathered here today

In these majestic halls of old

To honor a man they call

Sathington WilloughbyThere's a joke or two

A pun or three

I feel that must be told

Then I go on to speak of

Sathington Willoughby

Sathington WilloughbyA legislator that

Penned us up a bill

That banned the use

Of certain things like

This and that

This and that

This and that

This and that

This and that