Save a Horse (Ride a Cowboy)

Well, I walk into the room

Passing out hundred dollar bills

And it kills and it thrills

Like the horns on my Silverado grill

And I buy the bar a double round of Crown

And everybody's getting down

An' this town

Ain't never gonna be the same'Cause I saddle up my horse

And I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

'Cause the girls, they are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

On my old stud Leroy and the girls say

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"Well I don't give a dang about nothing

I'm singing and bling-blanging

While the girls are drinking

Long necks down

And I wouldn't trade Ol' Leroy

Or my Chevrolet for your Escalade

Or your freak parade

I'm the only John Wayne left in this townAnd I saddle up my horse

And I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

'Cause the girls they are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

On my old stud Leroy and the girls say

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"I'm a thorough-bred, that's what she said

In the back of my truck bed as I was gettin' buzzed on suds

Out on some back country road, we were flying high

Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time

And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me goBut her evaluation of my cowboy reputation

Had me begging for salvation all night long

So I took her out giggin' frogs

Introduced her to my old bird dog

And sang her every Willie Nelson song

I could think of and we made loveAnd I saddled up my horse

And I ride into the city

I make a lot of noise

'Cause the girls they are so pretty

Riding up and down Broadway

On my old stud Leroy and the girls say

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy," everybody says

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"What? What?

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"

Everybody says

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"