She's not eatin' bacon not eatin' sausage
And she won't eat eggs not eatin' chicken
Not eatin' turkey she won't have a steak
But I just can't help feelin' sorry
For this poor little lettuce head
You know I can't stop cryin' cause I
Know this broccoli's dead
Vegetarian I'm not a vegetarian vegetarian...she's a
Poor little cow little sheep little fish
How can I sleep? when carrots are bleedin'
Plants are screamin' and tomatoes cry,
You say "it's not so bad, they're only
Vegetables", that's what you said
Maybe I'm a murderer, but I'm hungry
And they're better off dead.
Save a plant, eat a cow,
I want beef, I want it now!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's red!
I'm gonna eat it cause it's dead!
Maybe I should eat it raw let the
Blood run down my jaw
I'd eat people if it was legal,
I'd eat people if it was legal!
Songwriters
BARRETT, AARONPublished by
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