Scotty Doesn't Know

Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me

Do it in my van every Sunday

She tells him she's in church but she doesn't go

Still she's on her knees and Scotty doesn't know!Oh Scotty doesn't know!

So don't tell Scotty!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

So don't tell Scotty!Fiona says she's out shopping

But she's under me

And I'm not stoppingBecause Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

So don't tell Scotty!

Scotty doesn't know!

Don't tell Scotty!I can't believe he's so trusting

While I'm right behind you thrusting

Fiona's got him on the phone

And she's trying not to moan

It's a three-way call and he knows nothing, nothing!Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

So don't tell Scotty!

Cause Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

So don't tell Scotty!We'll put on a show!

Everyone will go!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!The parkin' lot, why not?

It's so cool when you're on top!

His front lawn in the snow

Life is so hard because Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!I did her on his birthdayScotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

So don't tell Scotty!

Scotty doesn't know!Scotty will know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty's gotta know!

I'm gonna tell Scotty!

Gonna tell him myself!Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty has to

Scotty has to

Scotty has to go!Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

(So don't tell Scotty!)

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

(So don't tell Scotty!)

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't, Scotty doesn't

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Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!)(Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty doesn't know!

Scotty's gotta go!)