(laughter)
I gotta do this whole mother****er again?
You told us one day you'd be famous
Everybody know your name
I want that for ya baby
So much it's drivin' me insane
You'd said you'd be on the TV
There for everyone to see
I really hope this happens for you
Cause it would be really good for me
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I wanna see you on the TV and that you died in a car crash, you got trampled by an elephant, or maybe fell into a vat of acid
I wanna see you on the TV in the part about a horrible death where they talk about they didn't live in the feature of a tragedy
I wanna see on the TV
You say you're gonna make the big time
Nobody can stand in your way
One day soon that's gonna happen
I want that too, how 'bout today?
You think you'll be someone important
Then they'll notice what you do
You'll be the center of attention
Hell, I want that for you too
(chorus)
I wanna see you on the TV and your house just exploded or maybe you were in a trainwreck or you got eaten by an alligator
I'll see you on the TV-- in a fact, it was Ebola or you disappeared without a clue and there's nothing anyone can do
You think the world is your oyster
Well, I hope you get Hepatitis
Everyone you know, they feel this way, you know it's true
if you could only see inside us!
(chorus)
I wanna see you on the TV and the body just lost control, that the elevator wouldn't hold, maybe you jumped from the highest building
See you on the TV that you died in a drive-by or that you suffocated while inhaling c*** or maybe from explosive diarrhea, maybe from explosive diarrhea
See you on the TV
See you on the TV
Man I really hope you finally make it
I hope you finally make it and I'll see you on the TV
B**** B**** B**** B**** B****
Well, geez, that's an understatement
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Lyrics submitted by Brandt.