Ok everyone welcome to grammar class.
Today we are learning about semicolons.ooo, ooo, ooo!Yes, Lonely Island?We use semicolons everydayCan you give me an example?Oh hell yeahGet ready for a whale of a time; shamu
My whole team coming clean; shampoo
These dudes is comic relief; whoopi
And I'm the motherfucking monster; cookieWhen you see me better cross the street; frogger
Then go home and write about it; blogger
Did I do that?; urkel
Yo, Angela who's the boss?; merkelI'll take you where you've never been; oxnard
Then make you suck a bull's nut; oxnard
If Miss Moore married Josh; Demi Brolin
A comma and a fucking dot; semicolonWe run these streets; stop lights
All eyes on me; spot lights
Each semicolon brings us closer to the topI'm loud and I'm zipping around; jet ski
You dick is little like wanye; gretzky
But Gretzky's got a big dick; clarification
Everyone who's rude to me; paris vacationMy stomach's getting fat; food
Leave trash inside my car; rude
You acting all mach-ee-o; ralph
But I'll eat all your cats; alfWe run the game; umpire
Always chase the night; young squire
These semicolons are my light inside the darkIt's right under your nose, semicolon; mouth
Opposite of north, semicolon; south
Right over your home, semicolon; attic
Hooked on semicolons, semicolon; addictWe got the game on lock; toy chest
You're too big for your clothes; boy's vest
You know we out of control; no brakes
Your birthday party sucked; no cakesWhen it comes to punctuation
You know we're number one
And to the people of every nation
Feel the power of the semicolonSemicolons, we rest our caseNo, actually those are examples of colons.
You all get F'sWait, what?