Blind date with a chancer, we had oysters and dry lances
And the check when it arrived, we went dutch dutch dutch
Dutch a redder shade of neck on a whiter shade of trash
And this Emory board is given me a rash
I'm flat out
You're so beautiful to look at when you cry
Freeze don't move
You've been chosen as an extra in the movie adaptation
Of the sequel to your lifeA shady lane
Everybody wants one
A shady lane
Everybody needs one
Oh my God
It's everybody's God
The worlds collide
And all that We want is a shady laneGlance don't stare
Soon you're being told to recognize your heirs
No not me
I'm an island of such great complexity
Distress surrounds
The muddy peaceful center of this town
Tell me off
The hotel lobby right in front of all the bellboys
And the over friendly conciergeA shady lane
Everybody wants one
A shady lane
Everybody needs one
Oh my God
It's everybody's God
The world collide
And all that I want is a shady lane
Songwriters
MALKMUS, STEPHENPublished by
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