ladies n gentlemen, please put ur handz 2geva 4 eski.
oi oi shake a leg shake a leg
oi dan what ya call this,
why have u got me spittin on this,
i dont usually spit on tracks lyk these, but its jus the start n im startin to like it,
watch producers try and buy me,
if u like it, dont fight it dance with your grandma, ill be dancing with your auntie, put my hand on her bum gettin lively SWITCH!!
now i move onto your girlfrend, me dancin with your girl its like hell friend,
im getting randy,
u know what would be handy
a little glass of brandy
now im skankin with big chest mandy shakin a leg in the middle of the dancefloor
im givin her what she askd for,
she got a hardback wind what more can she ask for
chorus.
come and shake a leg with me
please shake a leg with me
come and shake a leg with me
please shake a leg with me
ladies and gentelmen, lets have a warm welcome, 4 our next performer - jose fernandez!
this is loca to go to
i am spanish flow to wiggle ur toe to
come,
shake ya leg for a giggle
grab ya keys up,
i got a knees up to go to
tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes
going for the nachos and the free booze
in a shirt you nicked off rodrigo
roll tight in a nylon tuxedo
red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos
mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos
left, right, backward, forward we go
lambada with a chica,
spittin image of deebo
i do the salsa with the old fogies
eatin runny guacomole green like bogies
sister casandra dont mind either and shes
a fat butch like pat butcher
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi! (ariba)
Come and shake a leg with me (ariba)
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!
(Ladies and gentleman,
will you please put your hands togther
for the Ethnal from Bethnal)
Scratchy - (Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii)
What?
This sounds like the job for me
The ethnal from bethnal shakin a l-e-g
which l-e-g
third l-e-g
Yeah! He's a wrong'un
known to be a liberty
like him. i cant see me sittin on this
but i like music so im spittin on this
yeah you can join in on this one, you with
the buff face and you with the cris bum
wait a minute did i say cris bum let me
check that bum, swag bum flat bum
shes got no bum its like a back of a splitting
i need to no how shes sitting, now stop
looking down waiting for it to expand its not
gunna happen, it just dont happen, so move on
your best go churpse another man coz it might happen,
it just might happen.
Chorus
Come and shake a leg with me
p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me
Oi!
Come and shake a leg with me
oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me
Whoa!