Sharks patrol these waters sharks patrol these waters
Don't let your fingers dangle in the water
Don't you worry about the day glow orange life preserver
It won't save you, it won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able
Swim like a mother fucker, swimFast as that seen ships to now the ever glorious now the ever present
Now drenched in flower and deep fat fried and cooled
On paper towels and then devoured
You know, I spent fifteen years in a life raft
Fifteen years in a life raft, now I got somethin' to sayStay in your life boats people stay in your life boats people
It's murder out there, murder out there
Sharks patrol these waters sharks patrol these waters hey
Don't you worry about the day glow orange life preserver
It won't save you it won't save you
Swim for the shores just as fast as your able, swim