Shatner

Wear something bright and turn away

Imagine girls behaving in that way

Why don't you pack your bags and leave?

Look here's another bruise I didn't seeYou can't say, it doesn't really matter

This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner

Oh, I've told you beforeThese days, you look so pale and thin

Wave down the bus and let's be rid of him

You've spent this night beside your T.V. set

Remember when you used to laugh at it, you laughed a bitYou can't say, it doesn't really matter

This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner

Oh, I've told you before