Every single girl I ever dated
Stopped shaving her legs and her pits
Oh, they were shaving them
When I first met them
But somewhere along the line
They called it quits
And I never
Complained or protested
I was very proud of this
I thought I was so progressive
Quintessential male feminist
Then one day I got to thinking
About all these girls I would not condemn
I thought ‘Well, now, if I was so enlightened
How come I wasn’t still with one of them?’
So I’m sorry I’m not worth the inconvenience
And I’m sorry I’m not worth the blood and pain
And tell me if I treated you better
Would you start shaving your legs again?
Start shaving your legs again
Start shaving, start shaving your legs again
Start shaving, start shaving, start shaving your legs again
Start shaving, start shaving, start shaving your legs again
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