She Came in Through the Bathroom Window

She came in through the bathroom window

Protected by a silver spoon

But now she sucks her thumb and wonders

By the banks of her own lagoonShe said she's always been a dancer

She worked at fifteen clubs a day

And though I thought I knew the answer

I just knew what I could not sayDidn't anybody tell her

Didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to meAnd so I quit the police department

To get myself a steady job

And though she tried her best to help me

She could steal, but she could not robDidn't anybody tell her

Oh, didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to meDidn't anybody tell her

Oh, didn't anybody see

Sunday's on the phone to Monday

Tuesday's on the phone to me