I knew this married couple
they ain't married anymore
he had a little thing going on with the divorcee next door
she found him in a motel room with mirrors above the bed
when he saw the gun in her hand here's what her ex-husband said
Darlin', she came on to me
she came on to me
she's the one who bears full the responsibility
tonight I try to break it off and set my conscience free
but she touched me there, it wasn't fair
she came on to me
I heard about this preacher
and a widow in his flock
he ministered to her so hard he didn't hear the knock
the deacon shrieked and dropped a load of teen religious tracts
heard the pastor's voice come from the beast with two backs
Cryin', she came on to me
she came on to me
I wanna walk with god and practice strict morality
she do it to me in the rectory
jezebel did cast her spell
she came on to me
she came on to me
she came on to me
it don't matter if it sounds a little cowardly
besides it is the woman's fault we do the things we do
if the doin' gets ya caught say she came on to you
I knew about a high school teacher
back in my little town
standing in the boiler room his trousers on the ground
a sophomore wrapped round him her pigtails comin' loose
when the janitor found them here was his excuse
Buddy, she came on to me
she came on to me
all I wanna do is teach advanced geometry
she asked for help after school I foolishly agreed
she showed me her diameter
she came on to me
downtown at the courthouse
a mortician was arraigned
for relations most unseemly with the recently deceased and drained
they found him lying on her having done the deed
then before his honor here's how the man did plead
Your honor, she came on to me
she came on to me
she was lyin' there with such provocativity
I put up some resistance then gave in reluctantly
to her silent insistence
she came on to me
she came on to me
she came on to me
five little words to help you in an emergency
besides it is the woman's fault we do the things we do
and if the doin' gets ya caught say she came on to you
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Lyrics submitted by Biff Buck.