She Don't Use Jelly

I know a girl who thinks of ghosts

She'll make you breakfast

She'll make you toastShe don't use butter, she don't use cheese

She don't use jelly or any of these

She uses Vaseline, VaselineI know a guy who goes to shows

An' when he's at home

And he blows his noseHe don't use tissues or his sleeve

He don't use napkins or any of these

He uses magazines, magazinesAnd I know this girl who reminds me of Cher

She's always changing

The color of her hairBut she don't use nothing

That ya buy at the store

She likes her hair to be real orange

She uses tangerines

(Tangerines)Tangerines

(Tangerines)

Tangerines

(Tangerines)