The woman makes the men all pause
And if you got a woman, she might make you forget yours
There's a 5 letter word to describe her character
But her brains being washed by an actor
And every real man that tries to approach
Come the closer he comes, he gets dissed like a roach
I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel
Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!
She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch
She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch
2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched, she said, all added up to zero
And nothing in her head, she turns and turns
And she hopes the soaps are for real
She learns is that it ain't true, nope
But she won't survive and rather die and lie
Falls a fool for some dude on a tube
I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel
Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!
She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch
She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch
Trouble vision for a sister because I know she don't know
I quote her brains retrained by a 24 inch remote
Revolution, a solution for all our children
But all her children don't mean as much as the show
I mean watch her worship the screen
And fiend for a TV ad and it just makes me mad
I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel
Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!
She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch
She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch