well you’re a cocky motherfucker
ain’t never met no guitar player quite like you
you want us to stand and stare
while our hands got nothin else to do
you say your fancy guitar playin’s like the voice of a thousand souls
yeah it’s like white light it’s like lightning
hocus pocus put the rock in roll
well I can tell ya right here and now
that there is nothing more that we like better
than the arrogance of men who only see a singing dress
bop bop she-bop she-bop . . bop bop she-bop she-bop
well, you’re not a man
you’re like a dog who needs to be walked
and I can barely see you standing there
behind all that shit that you just talked
you say your fancy guitar pick makes close encounters of another kind
yeah man, it’s like little magic fairies
shooting arrows in the clit of your mind
you’re never early, you’re always mean
and you’ve got the biggest ego I’ve ever seen
you stand and stare but you don’t wanna work for the show
bop bop she-bop she-bop . . bop bop she-bop she-bop
you wanna piggy back you wanna get there fast
If we just hook up with you
but we can’t play no more cause that’s a man’s chore
there’s just so many things that we can’t do
bop bop she-bop she-bop . . bop bop she-bop she-bop
well I can tell you right here and now
that there is nothing more that we like better
than the arrogance of men who only see the singing dress
bop bop she-bop she-bop . . bop bop she-bop she-bop
never early always mean
and you’ve got the biggest ego I’ve ever seen
want us to stand and stare
but you don’t wanna work for the show
bop bop she-bop she-bop . . bop bop she-bop she-bop
Lyrics Submitted by nunya