Awful plastic boots that come above her ankle
Dayglo mini skirts just like a pop art spangle
Digs vanilla fudge, buys lipstick by the pound
Gets that 'English' look resembles Kath McGowan
Have you seen her hair? It's a style from heaven
Ah, she's nowhere, she thinks this is 1967?
She's so square, she's nowhere
She's so square, she's nowhere
Take her to a disco and screaming, “Lord [Incomprehensible] it”
Everyone must look but nobody must touch
Have you seen her car? E type is the latest
How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest
Have you seen her hair? It's a style from heaven
Ah, she's nowhere, she thinks this is 1967
She's so square, she's nowhere
She's so square, she's nowhere
Take her to a disco and screaming, “Lord [Incomprehensible] it”
Everyone must look but nobody must touch
Have you seen her car? E type is the latest
How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest
Have you seen her hair? It's a style from heaven
Ah, she's nowhere, she thinks this is 1967?
She's so square, she's nowhere
She's so square, she's nowhere