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Shoppin' for Clothes

I was shopping for a suit the other day

And walked into the department store

Stepped on the elevator and told the girl

"Dry goods floor"When I got off, a salesman come up to me

He said "now, what can I do for you?"

I said "well go in there and show me all the sport's clothes

Like you're supposed to"He said, "well, sure, come on in buddy

Dig these fabrics we got laid out on the shelf"

He said

"Pick yourself out one try it on, stand in the mirror and dig yourself"(Ooh-ooh-ooh) that suit's pure herringbone

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) yeah, that's a suit I'd like to own

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) buddy, that suit is you

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) yeah, I believe it tooI see for the business man you featurin' a natural shoulder

That retail, wholesale, indeed

It's got the custom cuffs and the walking short

He said "And I'm gonna let you have at a steal"And for the playboy you have the latest in tweed

With the cut-away flap over twice

It's a box-back, two button western model

He said, "Now ain't that nice"(Ooh-ooh-ooh) them buttons are solid gold

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) you made a deal, sold

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) that collar's pure camel hair

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) well, you can just set it down right in that chairNow you go back there and you get that paper and let me sign on the dotted line

And I'll make sure I get all my payments in right on time

Hey wait a minute buddy, let me go back there and do a little checking on you

Then the man come back, he said "I'm sorry my man, but your credit didn't go through"

Why, what you mean?(Ooh-ooh-ooh) ain't this a shame

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) my heart's in pain

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) pure, pure herringbone

(Ooh-ooh-ooh) that's a suit you'll never own

Ooh, Lord have mercy, I gotta good job, sweeping up every day...

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