Shorty Was Da Bomb

Thursday, June 28, 2:02 A.M

“I just called you, you said that you were on your way

but there’s just one problem... I’m all the

way to fucking Rochester, New York. Wrong. Ho.”

Doggs gone be doggs don’t fuck wit a dogg

if you can’t take care of a dogg you know whut i say

take it easy, lady, you know give me a motherfuckin break, will ya?

shorty was da bomb brown skin honey with the dough

found out she was a lil’ ho but still yo

pushed up shorty had that ass like BLAOW!!!!

had me schemin and how! How can i get that now?

was like Girlfriend, let me drop a bug in ur ear

she didn’t mind cuz i told her whut she wanted to hear

was like “Yeah!” she knew she was how it was goin down

she said, “Page me, code zero, cuz i know you get around!”

Didn’t even have a man, but even if she did then

cuz my game is tight like i stop to cap on a nigga head

i said, woke up, like, 9, or sumthin

don’t act like when i say that ass is mine, i’m frontin!

Uhhh that night she let me get that, hit that

ripped that, bounced off the walls and flipped that

But only one thing went wrong

the rubber bust but i didn’t fuss cuz dogg!!!!

shorty was da bomb!

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night

and man the pussy was good

but shorty’s fuckin up my life (fuckin up my life)

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night

but man that pussy was good

but shorty’s fuckin up my life.... c’mon, ma! gimme a break!

a few days later, i hit her up just to be real

I like, “Whuttup, Boo, how you been, how you feel?”

She said, “Aiight, but my friend’s kinda late

Today’s the thirteenth, it shoulda been here on the eighth”

I’m like, “For real? Well stress a pill

You better cuz i can’t afford another lil’ one.”

She said, “Neither can I” I said, “Cool

cuz i got mad shit to do and you still in school

so at least we got the same thing in mind.”

If didn’t have this kid, then everything woulda been fine

BUT i was blind! for the fact that she was settin me up for the kill

damn! why wasn’t she on The Pill?!

And i still check up on her, like, once a week

sometimes i hit it, sometimes i didn’t

but Shorty was a frea, and whenever i would speak

on the baby, she’d be like:

"I ain’t havin this kid, is you crazy?!!"

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night

(listen man, only one muthafuckin night!)

And man the pussy was good (i ain’t gone front it was good as a muthafucka)

But Shorty’s fuckin up my life (man, this bitch is a fuckin headache!)

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night (one muthafuckin night,

it was nuthin but

trouble)

But Man the pussy was good (The pussy!! Man, let me tell ya....)

But Shorty’s fuckin up my life (dogg, man, this bitch....!)

C’mon Ma, gimme a break!!

By now wasn’t lookin too good

cuz she wasn’t doin things that she told me she would

like gettin the price checked out for whut we had to do

and it goes up in the arguements after two

and a half, man i had to laugh at her frustrations

now she’s four months ready to hit the bus station

if i was still in that shit wit her made me rob her

told her friends, “DMX is my baby’s father!”

Lil’ stomache was showin’ so now the heat is on

well maybe we’ll see the light if i start to treat her wrong

i guess she thought that if she keeped the baby, she would keep me

got the game on high level, gettin sneaky

had the kid she said it was premature

found out she was six months when she said she was four

so i left her with the pressure on the next man’s arm

she’ll be aiight cuz shorty was da bomb!

Shortyyyy.... UHHHH!! we only did it full that night

(man one muthafuckin night? Get real!)

and man the pussy was good (the pussy it ate the dick up like THAT!)

but shorty’s fuckin up my life (This bitch won’t quit CALLIN’!!!!)

Shorty..... UHHHH!! (she was kinda cute though) we only did it full that night

(it only takes one night, man, hehehehe)

but man that pussy was good (Mmm Mmmm Mmm!!!!)

But Shorty’s fuckin up my life C’mon, Ma! Gimme a break!!