Simon Smith and the Amazing Dancing Bear

I may go out tomorrow if I can borrow a coat to wear

Oh, I'd step out in style with my sincere smile and my dancing bear

Outrageous, alarming, courageous, charmingOh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well accepted everywhere

It's just amazing how fair people can beSeen at the nicest places where well-fed faces all stop to stare

Making the grandest entrance is Simon Smith and his dancing bear

They'll love us, won't they? They feed us, don't they?Oh, who would think a boy and bear

Could be well accepted everywhere

It's just amazing how fair people can be