Simple Sister
Got whooping cough
Have to burn her toysTake her treats
Eat her sweets
Scare off all the boysSimple Sister
Got whooping cough
Have to start her upWear her clothes
Steal her bows
Tell her that she's stoutSimple Sister
Got whooping cough
Lock her in a cellThrow the key
Into the sea
Hope she never gets well
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